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Oh, my cross-stitched stars, where has this book been all my life? “Festive As F*ck: Subversive Cross-Stitch for the Holidays” is nothing short of a holiday miracle! If you’ve ever found yourself on the verge of a festive meltdown, this book is your needlepoint savior.

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Let me tell you, this isn’t your grandma’s cross-stitch. No sir, this is cross-stitching on the edge, and it’s as therapeutic as it is hilarious. The moment I read the title, I knew I was in for a wild ride through the world of needle and thread, and let me just say, I wasn’t disappointed.

The patterns in this book are as witty as they are creative. I mean, where else can you find designs ranging from a sassy “Ho” ornament to a masterpiece featuring Clark Griswold’s iconic holiday breakdown? It’s pure genius! And the best part? You don’t need a Ph.D. in cross-stitchery to get started. The instructions are so clear, even your cat could probably make a cross-stitched masterpiece (if they had opposable thumbs, of course).

But it’s not just the patterns that make this book a winner. The humor sprinkled throughout the instructions had me in stitches (pun intended). “Hello Drunk, I’m Christmas”? Brilliant. “Deck the Halls and Not Your Family”? Sign me up! These quirky phrases are not only a delight to stitch but also serve as a daily reminder that the holidays are meant to be enjoyed, stress-free and with a good dose of humor.

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And can we talk about the quality of this book? The hardcover is sturdy enough to withstand even the most enthusiastic cross-stitching, and the pages are as crisp as a winter morning. At $22.99, it’s a steal for the endless hours of entertainment and stress relief it provides.

In summary, if you’re looking to channel your holiday frustrations into something creative, “Festive As Fck: Subversive Cross-Stitch for the Holidays” is your golden ticket. So grab your needle, thread, and a cup of hot cocoa (or something stronger, no judgment here), and get ready to stitch your stress away. Here’s to a Happy F*cking Holiday season! 🎄✨

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