**note this is a post about menstruation, you have been warned**
Why do you ask?
Well it is because of my period of course. I feel a gush and I have to start running to the bathroom only to get there to an overflowing situation. It is disgusting. Not to mention a horrible way to be woken up in a carpeted home.
I know some of you are trying to stomach your coffees but I am sure hearing about it isn't worse than having to actually deal with it. Hubby is never pleased when I get like this, which let me assure you, isn't EVERY-TIME. Enough times though that it has become a kind of joke in this house. I mean I probably have the only under five year old kids that are VERY aware of women menstruating. VERY hard to hide when your gushing like geyser!
Today it seems worse, I have a constant fear that I will damage clothing, furniture... I have no idea how people back in the day dealt with this. I bet if they came across a chick with my issue I would have been taken out to pasture and put our of my misery... not to mention everyone else's.
Have I told you my PMS is INSANE?!?!?! Although very "Freudian" so to speak lol!! I feel rather like this woman:
Worst part of my day today... the amount of hand washing I need to do today... AWESOME!! I hate hand washing clothes... almost more than I hate folding them.
Do you have a bloody Niagara??